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Chapter III: Love Makes The World Go Around

 

A. Main Story Missions

1. Jealous Johnny
2. Christmas Is Here
3. Bait
4. Tagging
5. Wrong Part Of Town
6. Lola's Race
7. Tenements
8. Rumble
9. Fighting Johnny Vincent

B. Side Missions

1. Cook's Crush
2. Cook's Date
3. Nerd Challenge
4. Comic Klepto
5. Glass House
6. Greasers Challenge

C. Scholarship Edition Content

1. Balls of Snow
2. Miracle on Bullworth St.
3. Nutcrackin'
4. Rudy the Red Nosed Santa
5. Discreet Deliveries

 

A. Main Story Missions

1. Jealous Johnny --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Bait'
Reward $20
Greaser respect +5

You can find this mission under the train bridge as you enter the newly opened New Coventry. Enter the marker there and you'll find that head Greaser Johnny, thinks you've been hooking up with his girl Lola. You are able to convince him that this isn't the case (yet, anyway), so Johnny turns his sights on the Prep, Gordo. Johnny wants you to bring back evidence of Lola's unfaithfulness. You basically have a small Photography class here. Head for the marker in Bullworth Town and you'll see Lola and Gordo walking hand in hand down the road. Stay on the opposite side of the street from them and use the camera to zoom in on their date. You need to take 3 pictures of them One of them holding hands, another of them kissing and one more of Gordo giving Lola a gift. If you miss them doing one of these, don't worry, they'll repeat the pattern again, just be sure to stay a reasonable distance away from them so you don't alert them. Once you have all 3 pics, head back to the train bridge and give the pics to Johnny. He's not happy about the news, but he still gives you your $20 prize.

2. Christmas Is Here --

Available 9:00 am to 3:30 pm during Christmas Holiday
Unlocks clothing Cheerful Reindeer Sweater

This isn't really a mission. In fact it's more of an annoyance. During the Christmas Holiday, you will be paged to come to the office of the main school building. When you arrive and walk into the marker, you will find that your mom has sent you a Christmas present. It's a rediculous green sweater with a reindeer on the front, which is automatically put on for you. Your choice is either to wear it and find yourself getting laughed at a lot by the other students, or go back to the dorm and change out of it. I'm sure we'll all opt to go change out of it since it seems to serve no purpose and it is against the school dress code, and it really does look stupid. There you go, mission complete . . .time suitably wasted.

3. Bait --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks Bike Park
Unlocks side mission 'Glass House'
Unlocks mission 'Tagging'
Unlocks mission 'Wrong Part Of Town'
Reward $20
Prep respect -5
Greaser respect +5

Once again, go to the train bridge at the entrance to New Coventry to find the yellow marker to begin this mission. Johnny is still pretty bent out of shape about Lola and Gordo and he wants some revenge. He wants you to find Gordo and lure him to the Bike Park for a beat down. Head towards the yellow marker where you'll find Gordo and a buddy riding their bikes. Ride up to Gordo and give him a punch as you pass by to instigate him into chasing you. When he does, pedal your ass off to the new yellow marker that appears on the map. It's in New Coventry, and as you get close, look for a hole in the wall that you can drive through onto some train tracks, and you'll see the marker for the Bike Park. Pull into the red garage door and you'll switch to the cut scene inside. Johnny is in there waiting and now it's time for a bike brawl. Everyone is on bikes, including you and you need to help Johnny defeat all the Preps. You have a couple of options here. You can ride around punching the Preps off their bike until all are defeated, or you can find a reasonably safe spot and get off your bike. If you choose to get off your bike, your best weapon is the Bottle Rocket
Launcher. It's got good range and is a one hit knock out. Choosing the Bottle Rocket Launcher option is the quickest way to end this mission and the one I would advise. Throwing firecrackers is also very effective as that is the weapon of choice for everyone else, so if you run out, there will be plenty more lying around.

4. Tagging --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks extra task 'Tagging'
Unlocks side mission 'Greasers Challenge'
Unlocks mission 'Lola's Race' if 'Wrong Part Of Town' is also complete
Reward (based on which tags are completed)
Greaser respect -25
Prep respect +5

You'll find this mission at the Harrington House on campus. The Preps are a little upset about Gordo's beat down at the Bike Park, and they want you, their new boss, to show the Greasers who is boss. They want you to tag up New Coventry a little bit, and they give you enough spray paint to do one tag. For rich kids they sure are cheap, because you have to do five tags to complete the mission. Hop on your bike and head for New Coventry. When you get to the tunnel under the train tracks where you usually meet Johnny, you'll see your first opportunity to leave a tag in the form of a target on the wall. Walk up to the target, assuring first there are no law enforcement personell nearby, and hit the triangle button to begin the tag. When you do, you'll see a display appear in the lower right hand corner of the screen. Press "X" to begin spraying, and move the left analog stick so as to trace the design in the display. When the tracing stops, hit "X" again to continue the tag. When you have traced the complete line in the display, the tag is complete. Now that you've had your practice run, you need to head to the store and buy more paint. There is a market nearby where you can grab some. After you do, you're instructed to lay down 5 tags in Greaser territory, and a whole bunch of yellow markers appear all over town. The amount of money you earn for this mission is based on the location of the tags you choose to paint, but at the time of this writing, I do not know what the precise amount is. I do know that tags that are on the roofs of buildings are the big money tags, which I found out just a little too late. I did two tags at ground level and 3 on the roof and my reward for completing the mission was $210. Still not bad, but I'd like to know what it would have been if I had done all 5 on the roof. If anyone figures it out, please write to me at the address at the end of this FAQ and I will give you credit for having done so. Stay away from the cops and from the Greasers that don't appreciate your art and get all 5 tags done and the mission is complete. At this point, I would recommend doing the side mission 'Greasers Challenge' that is unlocked when this mission is complete, for a new save house in New Coventry. See the "Side Missions" section of this chapter for details on that mission.

5. Wrong Part Of Town --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Lola's Race' if 'Tagging' is completed
Reward $20
Greaser respect -5
Nerd respect +5

You find this mission at the yellow marker in front of the Library. You find out that the Nerds are a bit worried about Algie. Johnny got word that Algie has been dating Lola (yeah, you heard me right -- ALGIE!) and now Johnny is looking for him. Cornelius is the only kid on campus that knows where Algie is, and a group of Greasers has already started beating on him to get that info. Head to the south side of the boys dorm (the right if you are looking at the front doors) to save Cornelius. Cornelius tells them that Algie is at the pizza place and some of the Greasers run off to find him. A couple hang back to give Cornelius a beating, and it's your job to
make sure they aren't successful. Beat down the remaining Greasers before Cornelius' health meter runs down, and Cornelius lets you in on the fact that he lied about Algie being at the pizza joint. The twisted little fat freak is actually near the tenements in the vicinity of the Greasers club house. Hop on your bike and get there as quick as you can. When you arrive you find Lola not-so-gently letting down both Algie and the Prep, Chad. The conversation is quickly cut short by the arrival of a bunch of Greasers on their bikes. Algie takes off on Lola's bike and you and Chad take off together on another BMX nearby. The mission takes a little bit different turn than anything you've seen in this game so far (but not unlike some missions you did in GTA: SA). Chad is at the wheel of the bike and you are riding on the back. You go into scope mode with the Super slingshot and your job is to keep the persuing Greasers away from you. Use charged shots to take the Greasers off their bikes in one shot. the will throw eggs and firecrackers at you, so knock them off their bikes as quickly as possible. Chad is trying to get you back to campus, and I was a bit preoccupied during this mission to pay attention to what path he took, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't the shortest one. There will be one stop along the way to take a breath, but it will be short lived and you will be on your way again. If you keep them off of you long enough to get back to campus,
Chad will drop you off at the gate, and all you have to do from that point is walk with Algie to meet Earnest who will be standing a short ways away in the round area between the boys and girls dorms. Mission complete.

6. Lola's Race --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks Lola as your girlfriend
Unlocks mission 'Tenements'
Greaser respect -20

This mission is found in New Coventry near the entrance to the yet-to-be-opened Blue Skies Industrial Park. When you arrive you find Johnny and Lola and on cue, Johnny gets jealous that you are trying to steal his girl. Lola doesn't help matters any by telling Johnny that you are probably faster than he is and that the two of you should race, so thats just what you're going to do. This is basically a bike race just like the one you did in 'Race The Vale' in Chapter II, only it's a bit longer, the competition is a whole lot
meaner and there are a couple of extra curve balls thrown at you. When the race starts, you'll be at the start line waiting for the countdown with your three other competitors (This is supposed to be between you and Johnny, so I'm not real sure what in the hell the other two knuckleheads are doing there). The race begins and your competition will not hesitate to start punching you right off the bat, so be ready for it. They will throw eggs and firecrackers and generally be an incredible pain in the ass for the duration of the race, but, like in the other race, if you can get to the front of the pack, and not fall off the bike, you're sure to stay there. A couple of new things to look out for in this race: There are a couple of shortcuts you can take. Go to your map and look for a couple of corners
that you can make a bit smaller, one of which is at the very southernmost part of the race around a big giant rock. Cut to your map every once in a while when you get down that way and look for a place where you can take a right onto a snowy path to avoid going around the rock. There will also be a portion of this race near the beginning that will be on the train tracks as you go through the industrial area. Oddly enough, you will have to look for trains as you go this way. These are not your everyday trains. They have no apparent means of propulsion, yet they move toward you. They are single cars that are apparently shoved down the track toward you. They stop shortly before getting to you, and they are usually pretty easy to spot as well as a "train noise" is made warning you that one is coming. There are only 4 or 5 of them and you are usually pretty safe staying on the right edge of the tracks since you can squeeze between the trains and the wall. The final new trick you will see is the old "drop a tree across the race course" trick. About 2/3 of the way through the race, you'll see this for the first time. Some of Johnny's buddies are on the side of the course and as you approach, they will chop down a tree that will fall across the path. You have a decent amount of time to see it coming, so just be prepared to bunny hop the bike over the tree. A little further on in the race, they will do it again, only that time they will drop two trees, one just a little further up from the other, so be prepared for the double hop to get past that. Survive all of that and make it to the end in first place, and you have completed the mission and earned Lola's heart (and Johnny's rage).

7. Tenements --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Rumble'
Reward $20
Greaser respect -10

In the same tunnel under the train bridge that you used to meet Johnny, you can now find the yellow marker to start this mission, and instead see Lola. Now that Lola is your squeeze, she can't go back to the tenements anymore where the Greasers hang out, but she's left some of her stuff there. Just like most chicks do when they get their hooks in ya, she wants YOU to go get it and you just have to because she says so. So hop your whipped ass on a bike and head for the tenements. When you approach the yellow marker, you
will have to slip into the little area that is partially blocked, and enter the marker to open the window and creep in the building. There are five items scattered throughout the building that you need to grab, two on the first floor, two on the second, and one on the third. You will probably notice very quickly that there is an area in the room you entered that seems to require something else to allow you into it and by looking at the radar you can also see that one of the items you need is in there. Forget about getting in there for now, it's not happening until you're on your way out. There are four Greasers hanging around the first floor, and if you are sneaky and quiet, you can probably take them all out with the slingshot before any of them gets their hands on you. Save up your health as best you
can because you may need it for the fight you're in for on the third floor. When you've taken care of all the Greasers on this floor, pick up the one item you CAN get to on this floor which will be indicated by a yellow arrow, Lola's Address Book. Take the stairs cautiously up to the second floor with the slingshot armed. There will be two Greasers visible to you when you get up there and if you creep cautiously enough, you can take them out before they even know you're there. There is a big hole in the middle of this hallway that you can't cross (the two Greasers you just took out were on the other side of it, which explains why they didn't run after you). In one of the rooms off to the side, however, there is a Greaser, and if he sees you, he will run out onto a fire escape to go get some backup. Chase after him and take him out and anyone he manages to bring with him. When they are all taken care of, continue along the fire escape and reenter the building on the other side of the hole in the floor. Grab Lola's Lipstick before making your way up to the third floor. Creep carefully up the steps and before you reach the top, you will see three Greasers standing above. Get just high
enough to go into scope mode with the slingshot and take them out with charged headshots. They will fire back at you, but they will not run down to beat on you. When those three are out, you are safe . . . for a moment. Look around on the third floor and you will see a marker where you can find Lola's Laundry. Prepare yourself with the Bottle Rocket Launcher or firecrackers BEFORE you pick up the laundry. As soon as you pick up the laundry, a Greaser named Norton will make a smashing entrance and knock you
to the floor. Norton's meanness is accentuated by the big ass sledgehammer he is holding. As soon as you have control back, get up and run as far from Norton as possible. The sledgehammer makes Norton very slow, so this gives you the opportunity to run to the opposite end of the room, turn around, target him with the explosive weapon of your choice and take a few chunks out of his health. Wash, rinse, repeat until Norton is down. If you run out of ammo, switch to the slingshot. It doesn't do as much damage, but if you are running to the opposite end of the room and taking out chunks of his health here and there, eventually you'll take him down and never get a scratch on you. Just don't let him hit you with that sledgehammer . . .that crap hurts!. When he is finally down, walk over to him and take his sledgehammer. Go back down to the second floor and use it to smash your way into the blocked area to get Lola's Keys. Smash your way through the other side to avoid having to go around the fire escape and head on down to the first floor. Smash your way into the enclosed area you found when you first got here and grab Lola's Perfume. Smash your way out the other side, and you'll find yourself standing at the window to let yourself out. Drop the sledgehammer and go. Bike, skate, run, whatever, back to Lola at the train bridge and give her the stuff back. Mission complete, she gives you $20 and gives you a little health boost.

8. Rumble --

Available 8:00 am to 11:00 pm
Unlocks mission 'Fighting Johnny vincent'

Once again, meet Lola in the tunnel under the train bridge in New Coventry. Lola says everyone is now fighting over her, and she believes you need to join in the fray. You need to find a Greaser named Peanut to find out where. When you regain control, you find out that Lola is suspiciously right. New Coventry is in chaos. People are fighting all over the place, cops are chasing people all over and people are doing their best to suck you into it. If you were smart, you showed up for this mission on a bike. Get on it and avoid the chaos to head toward the new yellow marker indicating Peanut. When you find him, you will have to chase him. He will lead you to a short alley near the tenements. Arriving there, it will become painfully clear that Peanut is not about to give up any information and that he and two of his buddies just want to kick your ass. The target here is Peanut, but you're not going to get to him without taking out the other two. Take them out using the moves you have learned throughout the game (You HAVE done all the Hobo Training Missions by now, haven't you?). The fight should be over pretty quick, and when Peanut is down, Johnny arrives to finish you off. Bad news for Johnny, the cops arrive and break up the fight and everyone scatters. You'll find yourself on a bike on a snowy path chasing Johnny. Pedal like mad now because the cops are behind you and you don't want them to catch you. There is little to do here but pedal like crazy and follow the path without falling off the bike. When you near the end, you'll see Johnny ahead of you and he'll jump to freedom. You, on the other hand, won't be so lucky. You'll try the jump, but get clotheslined by a couple of Greasers with a chain. You wind up on your ass in the middle of the junk yard. Following a theme here, this mission is now over and the next one automatically begins.

9. Fighting Johnny Vincent --

Unlocks Chapter IV
Unlocks mission 'Stronghold Assault'
Greaser respect +100
Nerd respect +10

As soon as you have control, you need to start moving as quickly as you can. You are on foot, Johnny is on a bike and he has a steel pipe to hit you with as he passes by. Your nerd friend Petey is on top of a stack of cars that leads to the controls of the magnetic crane hanging above this makeshift arena, but the problem is that there are six Greasers standing between Petey and the controls. Arm yourself with the Bottle Rocket Launcher. Run around avoiding Johnny's attacks and target each of the six Greasers above. The
Bottle Rocket Launcher should take each one out with a single shot and clear the path for Petey to turn on the magnet. Once he has activated the magnet, Johnny will lose his bike and his pipe and from that point on, its just you and him mano y mano. His health bar appears at the top of the screen. This fight is about as easy as any other fight in the game. Use your combos and he really doesn't stand a chance. Finish him off and the mission is over, as is Chapter III. To make matters funnier, you tell him you never wanted
Lola in the first place and he can have her.


B. Side Missions

1. Cook's Crush --

Available 8:00 am to 5:00 pm
Unlocks side mission 'Cook's Date'
Reward $40

Edna is preparing for a date with the Chemistry teacher, Mr. Watts. She needs you to collect a few things for her to help her out. She needs perfume, choclates and sedatives. For $40 and not having her spit in your food, you'll do just about anything, so let's head for the perfume first. It's Ms. Phillips' perfume and it's in the Staff Lounge. Leave the cafeteria and head left to the end of the hall. There are two teachers standing outside the door of the Staff Lounge and they aren't going to let you in, so you're going to need a diversion. Look at that! There's a fire alarm right there on the wall near them! Pull it and run like hell for the nearest trashcan or locker to hide in. When the heat on you has died down, run into the lounge, grab the perfume off the desk in the corner, and run back out of the lounge and out of the building as quick as you can. You should be in the clear now, and if you took the back door out of the building, you should be in pretty close proximity to grabbing your bike out of the garage near the abandoned bus. Grab it and head into Bullworth Town to the next yellow marker. You should find yourself in an alley behind the comic book store (which by now should be a save house for you). There will be a hobo back there and three trashcans (and a transistor if you haven't picked it up yet). Kick over the three trashcans and out of one of them should roll the sedatives. This doesn't make the hobo happy, so avoid his attacks as you are doing this. At this point, you more than likely already have choclates in your inventory, but in case you don't, just get out of the alley and head around the corner to the Yum Yum Market to pick some up. When you have all three items, just pedal on back to the school and bring them to Edna in the cafeteria and the mission is over. She'll give you the $40 and invite you to partake in another task worth another $50, so I'd take her up on it if I were you.

2. Cook's Date --

Available 3:30 pm to 11:00 pm
Reward $50

You can find the marker for this mission near a tree outside a restaurant in Old Bullworth Vale. Enter the marker and climb the tree to sit on the limb above. Arm yourself with the slingshot and go into scope mode. From this point on, the idea is the same as it was for 'The Candidate' mission in Chapter I. Edna and her date are seated at a table below and there is a "health" meter on the right side of the screen. Students will approach the couple and yell insults at them. Your job is to pop these students with the slingshot and make them go away. They appear with red arrows over their head so they are easy to spot. The more insults Edna hears, the more the
meter drops. If it drains completely, the mission is failed. If you drive enough students away to give her a rest for a while, the meter will fill back up. Keep the students from ruining her date until its over and the mission is completed successfully. We won't even THINK about what is going to happen next on that date . . .just take your $50 and get out of there.

3. Nerd Challenge --

Available 8:00 am to 1:00 am
Unlocks Nerd Clubhouse save house
Unlocks Bottle Rocket Launcher

This "mission" is kind of annoying, but the Bottle Rocket Launcher is well worth going through it, not to mention the new save point. Go to the Dragon's Wing Comic Book Store in Bullworth Town and enter through the front door. The clerk will tell you there is a meeting downstairs, so walk behind the counter and head on down. The only task you have to do here is beat Fatty's high score of 1,010 on the ConSumo video game in this room. Walk up to the machine and push triangle to play. The concept is simple, it just
takes a while to accomplish the high score. Move your Sumo wrestler around the screen with your left analog stick and make him eat the good food. The good food is the rice bowls, fish and apples. Avoid the bad food, which is the darker rotten rice bowl, the fish skeletons and the apple cores. In addition to this, you must avoid the blowfish, which take away a life if you hit one (you only get three lives), and you must avoid the large sumo wrestlers as they make you bounce uncontrollably around the screen making a
collision with a blowfish or rotten food more likely. As you eat, you gain weight and as you gain weight, a meter at the top of the screen fills with red. Every 100 lbs fills the meter to max and then it empties and starts over again. If you eat rotten food while the meter is empty, you will lose a life. That's really all there is to it. Beat the score of 1,010 and earn your bounty and you'll likely never play that damn game again.

4. Comic Klepto --

Available 3:30 pm to 11:00 pm
Reward $30

Once again, find this mission at the Comic Book store. Enter the marker and you'll see some punk come running out of the store with the owner right behind him. The kid stole some comics and the owner is having an asthma attack and can't seem to chase him. He asks if you'll do it for $5 and some free comics. You agree and find yourself on a bike chasing the kid. You need to catch the kid before he makes it back to the school. Your best bet here is to throw fireworks at him to knock him off the bike, or get close enough to him to punch him off the bike. Once he's off the bike, just give him a quick beat down and retrieve the stolen comics. Take the comics back to the owner, and you'll opt for cash rather than comics and get a $30 reward. Mission complete.

5. Glass House --

Available 3:30 pm to 7:00 pm
Unlocks side mission 'Here's To You, Ms Phillips' which is not accessible
until Chapter IV is unlocked.
Reward $40

This mission is found outside the English Classroom in the main school building. Enter the marker there and you'll find Mr. Galloway drowning his woes once again. He's upset about the rumors that Hattrick has been spreading about him being a drunk. Galloway looks to you for support, and likes the idea you have to square things away. Head out to the parking lot near the abandoned bus and you'll see Hattrick pulling away in his SUV. Whip out your skateboard and skate up behind his truck. When you get close enough to
the truck, you'll be prompted to hit the triangle button to "skitch" a ride on the truck. When you do, you'll grab the bumper and get towed behind for the duration of the ride. Nothing for you to do but enjoy the scenery. When you get near Hattrick's house, you will automatically let go as Hattrick pulls into his driveway. You are now prompted to go into the yard, so do so. You now have to destroy as much as you can around Hattrick's house. A vandalism meter appears on the right side of the screen and you need to fill it by breaking potted plants and windows as quickly as you can. Of course, doing this much damage will attract Hattrick's attention
and you can be assured that he will be calling the police, so before you break ANYTHING . . .run around to the back yard and look for a small greenhouse. When the cops arrive, they will come up through the driveway, so you are much better off starting back here and the greenhouse has enough in it to nearly fill the meter anyway. Pull out the slingshot and start breaking all the plants in the greenhouse, and when they are gone, start on the windows. Don't forget the ceiling of the greenhouse is also glass, and those panes count as well. The cops will have entered the yard by the time you are done with the greenhouse, but at that point, you'll only need to
take out 2 or 3 windows on the main house to fill the meter. If the cops fill the yard before you are finished, it is very difficult to sneak around them to cause further damage, so be as quick as possible. When the meter is full, you're only remaining task is to escape the yard. Run like hell past the cops out of the driveway and when you hit the street, the mission is complete (I made a RHYME!)

 

6. Greasers Challenge --

Available 8:00 am to 1:00 am
Unlocks Greaser hangout and save house

This mission is found at the red marker outside of the Blue Ball Pool Hall in New Coventry. There really isn't much to this but beating up Greasers. Enter the marker and you'll enter the pool hall to be confronted by three Greasers. Use your fighting talents to take all three of them down. When they are out, a few more will come in through the back door. Take them down by whatever fighting moves or weapons you like. When they are down, the mission is over and you have a new save house. What more can I say? If I have to tell you how to fight at this point in the game, you need more help than just a walkthrough.


C. Scholarship Edition Content

1. Balls of Snow --

Available 8am to 11pm
Unlocks Reindeer Antlers in your Wardrobe
Reward: $20

Meet Rudy the drunken Santa Claus of New Coventry. You'll be seeing quite a bit of him in these new content missions. The task here is real simple. Climb the nearby ladder indicated by the marker and enter the other marker next to the snow pile. Now from this new position (which you cannot move from) hit 10 townies with snowballs. Be sure to only hit townies indicated by the yellow arrows or Rudy will get busted and the mission will fail. The mission is timed, but you should have plenty of time to get all 10 townies. Be sure to give a little bit of lead time if you're aiming for a victim riding a bike.

2. Miracle on Bullworth St. --

Available 8am to 11pm

Rudy travels fast for a drunken Santa Claus and apparently it makes him have to pee! Here we go again spreading Christmas misery across Bullworth. You're given a bat and instructed to go to Town Square and put a hurtin' on the Town "At least he doesn't look drunk" Santa Clause. I'd recommend when you get there, putting the bat down and grabbing it later. One by one you'll be instructed to destroy the snowman, the sleigh, the presents, the candles and the candy canes. Stop occassionally to dispel the nuisance elves that will try to stop you but they cause little concern for the most part. The last thing you will have to destroy will be the castle itself. Now you can pick up the bat I told you to set aside and take down the castle. Yes, it is possible to destroy the castle with your bare hands, but none of us really has that kind of time.

3. Nutcrackin' --

Available 8am to 7pm
Unlocks "Rudy the Red Nosed Santa"

Time to do a little public performance. The music teacher Miss Peters (Miss Cleo wannabe) needs help with the pageant. You've got to take care of the percussion for it. Basically this is a music class, but with an audience. Beat the drums with your left and right triggers properly and you'll pass this mission easily.

4. Rudy the Red Nosed Santa --

Available 8am to 11pm
Unlocks mission "Jealous Johnny"
Reward: $50

This mission has two parts, neither of which is very difficult (but then, has ANYTHING in this game been difficult?) First run around to all the yellow x's on your radar and pick up the "shiny trash" so that Rudy can have his decorations. As you go for the last couple items, you'll end up chased by a dog and a handful of elves, but as long as you keep running, you'll never even have to deal with them. Once everything has been collected return to Rudy to begin the second part of the mission. From this point on you'll automatically be put into camera mode. You simply have to take 5 pictures of the kids on Santa's lap. The kids MUST be behaving and they MUST be smiling. Have a little patience and eventually the little brats will manage to pull this out of their spoiled little butts and do it for you. After the last picture is taken, the mission is complete.

5. Discreet Deliveries --

Available from 3:30 pm until 11 pm
Reward: $50

Your Chemistry teacher, Mr. Watts has officially fried his brain in his own lab. He needs to be his special courier. All you have to do is meet his Nerd "dealer" at the entrance to Blue Skies Industrial Park (which is as of yet, still unopened). When you meat the Nerd, he'll give you some packages that need to be delivered to various persons spread about the map. In order to save time, I'd deliver to the 1 guy in New Coventry first, then to the 3 in Bulworth Town and finally to the coach over by the gym. Once all 5 deliveries have been made, return to Mr. Watts to receive your reward and find out exactly what this concoction is you've been pushing.

 

 

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