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A new Publix supermarket opened in Orlando.

 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 11:17 am    Post subject: A new Publix supermarket opened in Orlando. Reply with quote

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, you have the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped MillerLite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That was wrong. Funny, but wrong. Like a gnome with a New Year hat, a joint and suspicious subtances on it's face.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But not as wrong as teh coolest gay guy you know LOL!


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